So Danielle Craig and Rachel Weisz married today..... my reactions are as follows:
- great sadness that he is no longer on the market (albeit I had no chance to begin with)
- pity for Danielle's ex Satsuma (this is not actually her name but it is close and I care too little to look it up, I was never a fan) who has got to be fuming right now after staying with him for so many years without even a proposal
- great sadness from the media that these two successfully pulled the wool over their eyes. Nobody knew they were even engaged.
- happiness..... alright slightly tempered but happiness for them... none the less
