Carrie-Anne Moss Wallpapers

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Dark Knight Rises Movie Wallpapers

Starring

Christian Bale,Michael Caine,Gary Oldman,Anne Hathaway,Tom Hardy,Marion Cotillard,Joseph Gordon-Levitt,Morgan Freeman

Redundancy and Kate

So today was a bit of a shitter. It started off with my boyfriend leaving until Wednesday which was sad (but at lease he will be back soon) and which quickly followed by me getting made redundant (apparently my evil- and unsurprisingly- French bosses' idea of an early Christmas present) followed by much application writing and work on my essay (something which has been hanging over my head for a good 12 months now and driving me slightly mad, the position of women in the boardroom has actually managed to become more boring than it started) which was then followed by a massive migraine (courtesy of my own stupidity, having put the wrong contacts in this morning. 

Luckily the day has culminated in the attendance of Kate at the Bravery event looking stunning. A small cherry on my icecream sunday of shit. Woot..... woot.....

Avengers Movie Wallpapers

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Amazing Spider-Man Movie Wallpapers

Director: Marc Webb

Writers: Alvin Sargent (screenplay), Steve Kloves (screenplay)

Stars: Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone and Rhys Ifans

Men In Black III Movie Wallpapers

Director:

Barry Sonnenfeld

Writers:

Lowell Cunningham (comic), David Koepp (screenplay)

Stars:

Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones and Josh Brolin

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Dark Knight Movie Wallpapers

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JWoww gives bad face to Maxim

So watch me now eat my words..... I previously wrote that I was a big fan of Jwoww body and face during the latest season of Jersey Shore (is it season three or four? Can't remember but feeling rather old at the moment.... would be feeling older if I was not aware of how quickly they were pumping them out, regardless I mean the one where they are in Florence). I specify the time period because in recent photo shoots (as previously evidenced) the bod has suffered considerably. But looking at this photo the face is not doing too well either. Not sure if she was smacked out, crackout out, fall down drunk or otherwise off her tits but this photo is not doing her face any favors. All of those might be possibilities but I'm worried she's had more work done. Maybe some bad botox which has (further) frozen her ability to express. Whatever it is if this was the most flattering photo they had.... I shake to see the outtakes.

A dark, dark day

So today I arrived at work with big ambitions and a lot of drive. Specifically, I had planned on some serious blogging, accompanied of course by some major internet based research. You might weep at my apparent lack of work ethic; however, if you realized the currently mindless nature of my job I assure you you would greet these news with nothing but applause. However, much to my chagrin within two seconds of sitting down at my desk I realized that facebook, bbc news and the dailymail had all been disabled on my computer. I would be in mourning for my soul were it not for the fact that gumtree and the Canadian paper 'The National Post' were also disabled. Clearly our IT guy would not consider to block 'The National Post'.... unless he's an evil genius plotting for a swift death for me through painful and unending boredom. Quite possible considering my luck at the moment. So as I am currently wallowing in a lack of visual browser stimulation I thought I would take some time to catch you guys up on what's going on.

Firstly, apologies for my looooooong silence. I appreciate that for many of you this would carry more weight were it not one of many. However, I assure you that between the shoddy internet in Nigeria, admitted laziness and a short lived but intense dedication to the ex pat 'wifestyle' (aka. some serious drinking) this blog was sorely ignored. I apologize again for that and promise to post some Nigerian photos and perhaps some e-mail excerpts for any of you interested. I realize it's not my usual blog fodder but it really is a remarkable country and the fashion is pretty darn cool, if I do say so myself (although admittedly the elements I have adopted make me look every so slightly gap year tragedy esque). 

Secondly, for any of you who enjoy not just looking at the pictures but reading this blog you will know that you've followed me though a septo- rhinoplasty, botox and a cross continent move. In the coming weeks you will also be following me though a weight loss experiment as I try to return to my pre- boyfriend (banging, if I do say so myself) figure. This goal will hopefully be accomplished by an essentially soup based diet (also good for the bank balance) and some serious squash playing and general exercise, a week long no drinking detox (it would have been 13 days but I have this ball on Saturday and I will be damned if I will put myself through reeling without some serious fortification- not that I take issue with reeling.... just with Canadians trying to do it. I'm not realllllly Scottish and I will never be, it's just weird) and then the cold/ flu I have currently been suffering from ( doing wonders for the figure). 

Thirdly, as I mentioned previously I am going to try and incorporate more photos of landscapes etc. in this blog as I've gotten quite into my camera so that might be nice. Particularly as I'm off to Holland for Christmas and New Year so hopefully I will take some more nice ones!

Finally, I've started a new job. Working at a recruitment firm. I will have some quite good stories to tell I assure you. For now I will leave it at this.... If Fawlty Towers was a recruitment firm it would be my firm. 

That's enough for now but more to follow x

J-(non) Woww

Alright so I'm going to go out on a limb here and publicly admit that I think Jenni was looking prettttty sexy for awhile there. During the season in Florence here bod was pretty unbelievable and I was even slightly jealous of the plastic surgery.... albeit it was extreme (point in case the tiniest nose known to man.... since the passing of MJ at least- sorry for you fans out there, don't mean to be derogatory but I think it's a pretty indisputeable fact). I was also pretty amazed by the fact that she managed to maintain that hot little bod through such grueling and intense drinking sessions. Actually amazed is an understatement I was jealous and totally confused. However, this weekend she was launching her perfume in Miami and I have to say the bod has taken a beating and the surgery is not looking as good. Case in point... compare the photos behind here with the woman standing in front. She has definitely gone a bit downhill (although will admit the stomach is looking pretty flat). Going to make the HUGE leap and say that maybe this represents a generally trend in weight gain which I also represent....

I need to do some serious work on the bod

Alright so since I spoke to you all last (sorry I know it's been awhile) I have put on some weight.... well to be honest I'm not sure if I put it on over the last five weeks or just finally accepted the fact that I'd put it on PRIOR to the last five weeks over the last five weeks but that's moot. The bottom line is that I need to put some work into my bod, specifically my stomach and arms and just generally tone this shit up. 

Here are some pictures I am using to inspire myself/ move me to tears (I also REALLY want a pair of Charlotte Olympia shoes..... I just want her to do some in leather. I just CANNOT justify spending that much money on silk shoes.... have you met me?!/ I definitely bailed on my ass twice last night and have the bruised elbows and knees to prove it.) 

Is this the most awkward outfit ever?!

If I wasn't too hungover to have eaten dinner I would be puking it up and then smearing it all over this photo right now (disgusting image eh!), because let's be honest.... that would actually constitute an improvement to this image.