I need to do some serious work on the bod

Alright so since I spoke to you all last (sorry I know it's been awhile) I have put on some weight.... well to be honest I'm not sure if I put it on over the last five weeks or just finally accepted the fact that I'd put it on PRIOR to the last five weeks over the last five weeks but that's moot. The bottom line is that I need to put some work into my bod, specifically my stomach and arms and just generally tone this shit up. 

Here are some pictures I am using to inspire myself/ move me to tears (I also REALLY want a pair of Charlotte Olympia shoes..... I just want her to do some in leather. I just CANNOT justify spending that much money on silk shoes.... have you met me?!/ I definitely bailed on my ass twice last night and have the bruised elbows and knees to prove it.) 

I am OBSESSED with this outfit.

Rosie Huntington- Whiteley is without a doubt my favorite model. She is also one of my favorite style icons. Her street style is impeccable. Modern and yet whimsical. This outfit has to be my all time favorite though. I absolutely love it and I am SOOOO jealous of her legs.... lets just say they make me feel more than a little guilty about getting smashed last night and dedicating today to feeling terrible and eating... rather than going spinning and then for a steam as I had planned.

If I could switch bodies... and wardrobes with anyone it would be Rosie Huntington- Whiteley

Tonight Rosie Huntington- Whiteley and Jason Statham headed out to Nobu on Berkeley Street. I want to look like her..... thank goodness I joined a gym today. And I adore, adore, ADORE her purse- this day seems to be a fabulous day for Chanel purse posts. Yum.

Rosie + Elle

There's nothing like caramel to warm you on a chilly day. Luckily this photo shoot is pretty much the editorial equivalent of a Caramilk bar (it also somewhat reminds me of her current Burberry Body campaign). Here we have the effervescent Rosie Huntington- Whiteley's July 2011 editorial in Elle UK. Shot by Terry Tsiolis here we have 'Teel Magnolia'- enjoy!

This one's for the boys....

Some major hotties are captured in Gavin Bond's editorial 'Where the wild things are' which was featured in February 2010's edition of GQ UK. The shoot features Shannon Click, Rosie Hunting- Whiteley, Lindsay Ellingson and Candice Swanepoel. 

Portraits, by Nick Knight as featured in ID Magazine in the September 2010 issue

'Rosie'- its the name of the editorial and the girl (ps. thank you Harper's Bazaar Russia May 2010 and Alan Gelanti)

My Rosie Huntington- Whiteley moment continues

A celebration of Rosie... and her knickers.

ps. does the styling in this editorial remind anyone else of the styling in the music video for 'Can't Speak French' by Girls Aloud?

Also while we're on the subject everyone should have a listen of Florence Welch of Florence and the Machine's rare cover of the tune (give it a minute, I know it starts a bit softly in the beginning but it is definitely a treat for the ears and a kick to hear her covering Girls Aloud).

Rosie Huntington- Whiteley and Jason Statham in walking in New York yesterday

Rosie Huntington- Whiteley looking virginal and pure (ie. back in the day)

Back in the day before she starting getting her baps out on the catwalk and 'acting'. She's still gorgeous but there is something so youthfully pure about this image that I no longer see in her.

Christmas has come early! Rosie Huntington Whiteley arrives at the New York premiere of Transformers wearing red AND flashing some thigh

Apparently someone got my memo or there are greater forces at work as the two criticisms I levied at RTH's London premiere were rectified at today's! The dress is red AND her thigh has returned (with some boobs and back for added viewing pleasure!) I could not be more pleased (for her high, her and myself!- I feel like a bit of a fashion oracle at the moment, I won't lie). 

It truly is christmas come early!!!

PLUS to make today extra special it was the Made in Chelsea wrap party at Tuatara on the King's Road AND the Burberry Serpentine party. Basically today was a trifecta of British fashion fun. All that was needed was for our favorite Kate (not Moss although how excited am I for her wedding!- but Middleton) to make another appearance (how yum was her Temperley dress at Wimbledon!). Although that would ruin the creepy mental fashion triptych I am currently envisioning depicting today's exciting events!

This photo is dedicated to....

Rosie Huntington- Whiteley's Thigh

..... because let's not lie. It's been a few days and we all miss it so!

p.s. I'm sorry Rosie H-W's back but you're just no substitute for a bit of RHW thigh!

Rosie Huntington- Whiteley at the Transformers 3 London Premiere

Rosie Huntington Whiteley continues her tour around the world.... promoting Transfers 3 and (more importantly) flashing different body parts in isolation. Today she mixed it up and flashed some cleavage AND back. The boobs must have been getting jealous because this has been their first real foray out this promotions tour. As for the back... well it's quickly catching up to her leg in regards to its mileage.

I have to say I really like the color (although I am waiting for her to rock red! She looked SO good on the cover of March vogue) but there's just something about it that leaves me disappointed, I just can't quite put my finger on it.

Rosie Huntington- Whiteley Sparkles at the Transformers 3 German Premiere

Well she didn't get her legs out *tear* but she had to change it up eventually (we all know that Angelina Jolie has the market cornered on the repetitive one leg flash show). I guess we can seek solace in the fact that she got her back out. Let's be honest though- the men will be sad. A back is no replacement for a leg.

Tranformers Premiere- Moscow aka. Rosie gives good leg

Another national Teanformers premiere another chance for all us legophiles to check out Ms. Whiteley's never ending pins,

Here she is in pink. It's good, I won't lie. But one leg just isn't enough. You know it. We need more.

And BOOM (slut drop!) she gave us just that. Here she is in Gucci showing us why she is a force to be reckoned with- whether its on the pages of magazines, the catwalk or now the silver screen. Perfection.

Legs that go on for days: Rosie Huntington Whitley at the Transforms premier in Brazil

Am I jealous?

.... Am I human!? Fuck yes!

Back fat- it happens to everyone, even Victoria Secret Angels

Rosie Huntington Whitley arriving for The Late Show With David Letterman and proving that even Angels are human.

I wish I could wake up tomorrow and look like this...