My four favorite housewives.

In first place of course we have my darling Kate Middleton. The newest and most high profile member of the bunch. She is proudly flying the flag for WAGs everywhere with her decision to spend the beginning of their marriage concentrating on staying home and caring for her husband (and herself- see previous blog for her upkeep upgrades).

Next I would like to introduce you to Georgina Chapman. Another English Rose. I've adored her since watching her play Carly in 'The Business' (yes a secret side of me lusts after Danny Dyer in a big BIG way, something about that dirty south London accent just keeps me entranced). However she is now proudly representing aspiring trophy wives everywhere with her recent marriage to Harvey Weinstein, of Miramax acclaim. Of course lets not downgrade her own achievements here. She is also the co- founder of Marchesa... a line most often worn by actresses in Harvey Weinstein produced films... and by Coleen Rooney on her wedding day (perhaps Marchesa is to be blamed on the bad luck that followed.... although I'd through suspicion to the wind and look to Wayne's loins for the call there).

Next we have Bethenny Frankel. Possible the most opposite to my previous choices as you could get HOWEVER I love her because she is outspoken, intelligent, witty, a good mother, a fantastic role model and a savvy business woman. I almost feel as though she shouldn't be included because she is so much more than a housewife but I find her devotion both to her husband, as well as her daughter, truly endearing. Plus she has a body any forty something mother would absolutely die for.

Finally we have Kelly Bensimon. Yes the woman is a total idiot, a poor writer, undoubtedly in possession of a few mental issues, divorced and arguably a poor mother HOWEVER as she stars in Bravo's 'The Real Housewives of New York' I will cite her inclusion as authority for including her within this category. Now you might be asking, why would I ever include someone with such poor manners and such a heinous personality.... the bod. Please look at her as a model and forget everything that has ever come out of her mouth. She is in ridiculous shape and is phenomenally beautiful... just don't let the lunacy taint that basic fact (it's hard, I know but deep breathe...).